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by TYLER posted Sep 19 2014 2:34PM
Going on a first date can be awesome...or it can be hell. Here are The Top Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date.




1) . . . And that's when I realized that white supremacy was for me.

2) Trust me, you're gonna want to wear a condom when you hit this.

3) Hi, I'm in the NFL.

4) I don't believe in creation OR evolution. I think we're all just characters in one of Kanye West's dreams.

5) Do you speak Klingon, too?

6) I wouldn't necessarily call myself a TV star, but I WAS on an episode of "Cops".

7) I gotta take this call. It's my wife.

8) My water broke.

9) Thanks to all the electro-shock therapy, I no longer hear screams at night.

10) Before we order the appetizers, I should tell you, I'm required by the state to disclose a couple things about my past.

11) This movie is so unrealistic. Believe me, that's NOT what happens when you bury a corpse in the middle of the woods.

12) Sorry I couldn't take you to that other restaurant. Turns out, it's entirely staffed by women I'm stalking.

13) No matter what happens, I KNOW I'm getting lucky tonight. Because I just slipped myself a roofie.

14) In the trunk. NOW!

15) Dad?

16) You're a 38D? So am I!

17) I hope this leads to a second date . . . because I've never had one.

18) And THAT is when I got REALLY into necrophilia.

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by Holly O'Connor posted Sep 18 2014 1:40PM
The internet is in love with this video of a dad who surprises his little girl by shaving his beard off. Everyone's all, "OMG look at how upset she is! How adorable!"

Meanwhile, I'm thinking that girl is scarred for LIFE! Why would you want to trick a toddler? They have no sense of, "Oh hey, daddy pranked me! He got me good!" I think it's just plain mean.

What do you think? Am I being too sensitive?

CLICK HERE to see the video.
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by Andrew Hodges posted Sep 16 2014 9:19AM

Boyz II Men Return with 'Collide' Album: Hear New Song 'Losing Sleep'



The 13 year old in me is flipping out!!!! I loved Boyz II Men back in the day and have always wanted them to release another Album.

Well the day has come and here it is. I may be overreacting on this because I love them so much but this New Song is Amazing.

I freaking Love it!!!! Here's the write up Billboard did on them and take a listen for your self.....

Boyz II Men



Boyz II Men will return this fall with a new album,'Collice' that represents a left turn in the group's 23-year career — specifically, the album includes zero ballads.

Listen to the silky-smooth new track "Losing Sleep" from the album, premiering exclusively at Billboard.com: Click here to listen

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by Andrew Hodges posted Sep 4 2014 8:41AM

I have been saying this for most of my life.....well at least since I turned 20 and to this day I hate being called Cute or Adorable!!! Maybe you can relate to this article like I did. Numbers 1,4,5,7,8,12,14,15,17 & 21 unfourtinately have all happened to me in the last 12 years of my life. Do you feel the same?
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Why Having A Baby Face Is The Worst Thing Ever!!!!!

Take me seriously, please. I can't help it that I look like this.

1. "You look so cute!"
PLEASE TELL ME I'M SEXY. The pink princess dress I had when I was five was cute. This isn't cute–I'm borderline naked.

2. "Kids' menu or regular menu?"
I totally appreciate the options, because all I really want is macaroni and cheese, but I don't appreciate the fact that I apparently look like I am among the group of "children who are 12 and under."

3. "Are you comfortable sitting in the exit row?"
Completely, I'm a natural born hero. This isn't bad, but then the stewardess usually stands there for an uncomfortable amount of time, obviously attempting to appropriately phrase her next question: "Just checking…how old are you?" Older than 15, thanks.

4. "Are you 21?"
Yeah, that's what my ID rightfully says. I especially love holding up the line while you look down at my license and back up at me a couple million times. Keep it coming.

5. "Would you like a wine list?"
Yes! Oh, kidding–you were asking my parents. Bring on the lemonade with a lid and a straw.

6. "Are your parents home?"
Like, no. Well, maybe. I don't know. They live five hours away.

7. "So, I'm guessing you're the youngest."
How did I know you would guess me? It's like I have ESPN or something.

8. "You look so grown up!"
That's funny. I've never seen a grownup pat another grownup's head. Pinch my cheek one more time–I dare you.

9. "What high school do you go to?"
I think the correct word here is "did."

10. "Would you like a lollipop, sweetie?"
I'm fighting every urge to say yes right now just to prove a point.

11. "This picture is from high school?!"
Yes, I know you can't tell them apart from my middle school pictures.

12. "Maybe you should just push up your boobs a little bit more."
Maybe that will detract attention from my face and I'll be able to get into the club…

13. "Is your mom coming to get you soon?"
Believe it or not, I actually drove myself here. Legally.

14. "Do you want to go out with me?"
This would actually be exciting if he wasn't either 15 or 45.

15. "Wait, I thought you were so innocent!"
I'm glad you've finally realized I'm the spawn of Satan with chubby cheeks.

16. "You're wearing so much makeup!"
So, does that mean I look like a 5-year-old playing dress-up or a cheap hooker? Please say hooker.

17. "You have to either be 17 or have a parent here to see this movie."
Please don't make me sit through another sex scene with my mom just because I forgot my ID.

18. "Isn't it past your curfew?"
What? Does anyone have a curfew after high school? Oh, you think I'm in high school. I get it.

19. "Don't you think you're a little young?"
It's strange how this literally applies to anything.

20. "I have two adult tickets and one child ticket."
This is a pretty common phrase for a night out with my age-appropriate friends. But on another note, this is a total score.

21. "You're going to be thankful you look so young when you get older."
Actually, yeah, this is true. Thanks, Mom.


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