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by Miguel Fuller posted Nov 24 2014 5:49AM

Here's my secret reciepe for THE perfect mac and cheese! You can't mess this up.

When I boil the noodles I put lemon pepper seasonings, season salt and garlic powder in there for a nice kick. I usually get the fiesta blended mix cheese from Wal-mart. Melts the best. But you can try another cheese. Just make sure it's shredded really well.

Ingredients
4 cups cooked elbow macaroni, drained
2 cups grated cheddar cheese
3 eggs, beaten
1/2 cup sour cream
4 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Once you have the macaroni cooked and drained, place in a large bowl and while still hot and add the cheddar. In a separate bowl, combine the remaining ingredients and add to the macaroni mixture. Pour macaroni mixture into a casserole dish and add additional cheese to the top. Bake for 30 to 45 minutes.

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by TYLER posted Nov 14 2014 1:14PM

Since I was young I've always wanted a pet. Unfortunately due to a chemical accident my mother was basically allergic to the world...including pets! I have NEVER been a cat fan. I LOVE kittens but that is the extent of my caring for this paticular species. I don't know why but I always feel like cats are plotting against me.

Apparently, they are not JUST plotting. They are feeling at least 17 other emotions which I now know thanks to a Buzzfeed article
17 Cats Who Are Totally Sick Of Your Games. I now want a cat EVEN LESS! Cats are evil creatures and I definitely believe you can find your way to the gates of Hell by staring into their eyes long enough.

Ever watched Constantine? The theory is legit! I finally have a pet and guess what? It's not a cat. It's my pleasantly plump companion Hamlet...a pig! The good thing about having a pig is that if he ever pisses me off I can eat him. That's right I said it! You can't eat cats. Well I guess you could but that's just gross. Although, if I had any of the cats in this article...I'd consider it!

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by TYLER posted Nov 13 2014 10:43AM
Yesterday Kim Kardashian's attempt to "Break The Internet" was a monumental fail. Her big bare booty did however steal the attention away from a very monumental event. Yesterday mankind successfully landed a probe on a comet that was moving at over 41,000 mph.

I am sad to say that I was just as guilty as everyone else who brought attention to the reality stars cover photo on Paper Magazine rather than talking about a major human accomplishment. This mission has been underway for 10 years, but it was the 10 hour photoshop job of Kim's butt that stole the show.

This is the first time in HUMAN HISTORY that anything like this has happened. The moon was easy compared to this. We basically just proved that if a comet was headed towards earth we could go all Armageddon on it by landing a crew on the surface and blowing it out of the sky.

I'd say that's worth talking about!
by TYLER posted Nov 12 2014 12:54PM

HELLO Kim!

Today when I woke up at the crack of noon, I worked out on the elliptical (YES! I care about my girlish figure as well), watched some college football talk, and then I picked up my phone to see what was going on inside the world wide web.

With my Facebook app working flawlessly on my iPhone 6, I quickly learned about your cover shot for Paper Magazine. BRAVO Kim! Their is nothing better than big ole booty in the afternoon.

As a guy I think I can speak for other men when I say that we were a little worried about you after the pregnancy. You have officially shut the mouths of nay sayers around the world that questioned your physique.

Young men going through puberity will salute you and quietly whisper your name in bedrooms and bathrooms everywhere!

Thank you so much for enlightening all of us with your imaculate ba donk a donk. You have forever changed lives!


With love,
Tyler on Island 106

PS
Please tell your husband he is a giant douche! THX

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by Holly O'Connor posted Nov 12 2014 7:58AM
Hey Kim Kardashian,

THANKS. As a member of the Flat Booty Federation, may I say I am OVER YOU AND YOUR DONK. I awoke at 3:00 this morning to tend to my 15-month-old baby girl (yes, our daughters are the same age! Don't even get me started on what your choice of magazine spread might be doing to our kids in the future.)

At that ungodly hour of 3am, I turned to Facebook for a brief getaway from my problems. What did I see plastered up and down my news feed? YOUR HUGE, OILED-UP, BARE NAKED ASS. What does this do for me? What are you HOPING this does? For you or anyone else? We get it. OOOOH! HER BIG ASS IS ON POINT! Everyone's anaconda is gonna want some since she got buns hon!

You're a reality star who is famous supposedly only for being famous. But I know who you really are. You're a mogul who sells your brand for a HUGE profit. You're not dumb. You do things for a reason. So WHAT IS THE REASON?

Because I'll tell you what it does for me. First it makes me think you're photoshopped. Which makes me mad because, set a good example for your kid where she doesn't have to grow up trying to attain a standard of beauty that isn't real.

But what if it ISN'T photoshopped? Well that makes me mad because you're shoving your huge perfect ass in my face, taunting my flat butt that will NEVER be round because I wasn't born that way. But now I'm EXPECTED to have a round ass, so I better get to the gym, right? SQUATS, AMIRITE? Well NO MA'AM I am not literally working my ass off (or up?) so I can be what you're portraying. And why ARE you just your ass? Aren't you the mogul we just talked about? I hate to make it about your kid again, but please, for her sake, be known for something other than what you can bring to the table to make men drool.

P.S. Put your damn clothes back on.

P.P.S. For the last time, I'm not going to the gym. #NoSquatNovember
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by Holly O'Connor posted Oct 6 2014 1:43PM

41-year-old Lisa Palmer is recently divorced and looking to become a cougar! The only problem? She felt her lady parts couldn't compete with the younger ladies. So she came up with this "vajacial" to beautify and tighten things up down there!

Mix in a plastic bowl:
 

  • One teaspoon of coconut oil (kills bacteria and moisturizes skin)
  • One teaspoon of vitamin E cream (conditions skin and prevents signs of aging)
  • One teaspoon of honey (contains antioxidants to slow aging)
  • One egg white (tightens and improves texture of skin)


Heat the mix in a microwave for 20 seconds and then apply to the vulva following a vaginal steam.


Leave in place for 15 minutes and remove mix using rose water.



Lisa suggests performing the facial every day for seven days to begin with and then once a week with a combination of pelvic floor exercises!

Would you try this??


 

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by TYLER posted Sep 19 2014 2:34PM
Going on a first date can be awesome...or it can be hell.  Here are The Top Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date.

 

 




1) . . . And that's when I realized that white supremacy was for me.

 

 

2) Trust me, you're gonna want to wear a condom when you hit this.

 

 

3) Hi, I'm in the NFL.

 

 

4) I don't believe in creation OR evolution.  I think we're all just characters in one of Kanye West's dreams.

 

 

5) Do you speak Klingon, too?

 

 

6) I wouldn't necessarily call myself a TV star, but I WAS on an episode of "Cops".

 

 

7) I gotta take this call.  It's my wife.

 

 

8) My water broke.

 

 

9) Thanks to all the electro-shock therapy, I no longer hear screams at night.

 

 

10) Before we order the appetizers, I should tell you, I'm required by the state to disclose a couple things about my past.

 

 

11) This movie is so unrealistic.  Believe me, that's NOT what happens when you bury a corpse in the middle of the woods.

 

 

12) Sorry I couldn't take you to that other restaurant.  Turns out, it's entirely staffed by women I'm stalking.

 

 

13) No matter what happens, I KNOW I'm getting lucky tonight.  Because I just slipped myself a roofie.

 

 

14) In the trunk.  NOW!

 

 

15) Dad?

 

 

16) You're a 38D?  So am I!

 

 

17) I hope this leads to a second date . . . because I've never had one.

 

 

18) And THAT is when I got REALLY into necrophilia.

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by Holly O'Connor posted Sep 18 2014 1:40PM
The internet is in love with this video of a dad who surprises his little girl by shaving his beard off. Everyone's all, "OMG look at how upset she is! How adorable!" 

Meanwhile, I'm thinking that girl is scarred for LIFE! Why would you want to trick a toddler? They have no sense of, "Oh hey, daddy pranked me! He got me good!" I think it's just plain mean. 

What do you think? Am I being too sensitive? 

CLICK HERE to see the video.
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by Andrew Hodges posted Sep 16 2014 9:19AM

Boyz II Men Return with ‘Collide’ Album: Hear New Song ‘Losing Sleep’



The 13 year old in me is flipping out!!!!  I loved Boyz II Men back in the day and have always wanted them to release another Album.  

Well the day has come and here it is.   I may be overreacting on this because I love them so much but this New Song is Amazing.

I freaking Love it!!!!   Here's the write up Billboard did on them and take a listen for your self.....

Boyz II Men



Boyz II Men will return this fall with a new album,'Collice' that represents a left turn in the group’s 23-year career — specifically, the album includes zero ballads.

Listen to the silky-smooth new track “Losing Sleep” from the album, premiering exclusively at Billboard.com:   Click here  to listen

 
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by Andrew Hodges posted Sep 4 2014 8:41AM

I have been saying this for most of my life.....well at least since I turned 20 and to this day I hate being called Cute or Adorable!!!   Maybe you can relate to this article like I did.   Numbers 1,4,5,7,8,12,14,15,17 & 21 unfourtinately have all happened to me in the last 12 years of my life.  Do you feel the same?
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Why Having A Baby Face Is The Worst Thing Ever!!!!!

Take me seriously, please. I can’t help it that I look like this.

1. “You look so cute!”
PLEASE TELL ME I’M SEXY. The pink princess dress I had when I was five was cute. This isn’t cute–I’m borderline naked.

2. “Kids’ menu or regular menu?”
I totally appreciate the options, because all I really want is macaroni and cheese, but I don’t appreciate the fact that I apparently look like I am among the group of “children who are 12 and under.”

3. “Are you comfortable sitting in the exit row?”
Completely, I’m a natural born hero. This isn’t bad, but then the stewardess usually stands there for an uncomfortable amount of time, obviously attempting to appropriately phrase her next question: “Just checking…how old are you?” Older than 15, thanks.

4. “Are you 21?”
Yeah, that’s what my ID rightfully says. I especially love holding up the line while you look down at my license and back up at me a couple million times. Keep it coming.

5. “Would you like a wine list?”
Yes! Oh, kidding–you were asking my parents. Bring on the lemonade with a lid and a straw.

6. “Are your parents home?”
Like, no. Well, maybe. I don’t know. They live five hours away.

7. “So, I’m guessing you’re the youngest.”
How did I know you would guess me? It’s like I have ESPN or something.

8. “You look so grown up!”
That’s funny. I’ve never seen a grownup pat another grownup’s head. Pinch my cheek one more time–I dare you.

9. “What high school do you go to?”
I think the correct word here is “did.”

10. “Would you like a lollipop, sweetie?”
I’m fighting every urge to say yes right now just to prove a point.

11. “This picture is from high school?!”
Yes, I know you can’t tell them apart from my middle school pictures.

12. “Maybe you should just push up your boobs a little bit more.”
Maybe that will detract attention from my face and I’ll be able to get into the club…

13. “Is your mom coming to get you soon?”
Believe it or not, I actually drove myself here. Legally.

14. “Do you want to go out with me?”
This would actually be exciting if he wasn’t either 15 or 45.

15. “Wait, I thought you were so innocent!”
I’m glad you’ve finally realized I’m the spawn of Satan with chubby cheeks.

16. “You’re wearing so much makeup!
So, does that mean I look like a 5-year-old playing dress-up or a cheap hooker? Please say hooker.

17. “You have to either be 17 or have a parent here to see this movie.”
Please don’t make me sit through another sex scene with my mom just because I forgot my ID.

18. “Isn’t it past your curfew?”
What? Does anyone have a curfew after high school? Oh, you think I’m in high school. I get it.

19. “Don’t you think you’re a little young?”
It’s strange how this literally applies to anything.

20. “I have two adult tickets and one child ticket.” 
This is a pretty common phrase for a night out with my age-appropriate friends. But on another note, this is a total score.

21. “You’re going to be thankful you look so young when you get older.”
Actually, yeah, this is true. Thanks, Mom.


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