Inevitably, there will be a point in your life when you're finally forced to accept the fact that you're no longer the cool, hip young person you once were, and it will probably involve the realization the actual cool, hip young people of the world are using slang you don't understand.
I have witnessed multiple people over the age of 40 adding "-izzle" to the end of words, I can say with certainty it's best to just accept old age and the fact that you will never be able to describe your avocado toast as "on fleek" without people rightfully judging you.
There's nothing wrong with that. All the women in this video stopped keeping up with the modern vernacular a while ago, and they turned out just fine -- even if their answers to "What's gucci?" include "a fashion label."
If you're grilling for Memorial Day, here's a trick to tell whether your steak is rare, medium, or medium-well . . . by comparing it to different parts of your FACE. I'm down.....I may look silly but I'm totally down to try it lol
1. If you like it rare. Then pushing on it with your finger should feel like pushing on the soft part of your cheek.
2. If you like it medium. It should feel like the top of your chin.
3. If you like it medium-well. It should feel harder, like your forehead.
It doesn't say what to compare it to if you like your steak REALLY well-done. I'm not sure what part of your face is harder than your forehead . . . maybe your TEETH?
The Spring Break scramble continues to make waves as the Bay County Commission and the Panama City Beach Commission continue to vote on new ordinances to try and put a cap on the craziness during the months of March and April. The only problem is...they're punishing locals more than tourists!
Yesterday a NEW ordinance went into place that will stop persons "under 21 from staying in, or entering, after midnight a restaurant or bar that has a license to serve alcohol for consumption on premises."
Essentially turning Applebee's into Club La Vela. This will put serious stress on businesses and the Bay County Commision knows it. Businesses like Schooners and Hammerhead Fred's, who believe their establishment is made up mostly of families, will be challenging the ruling by any means necessary.
This won't affect everyone...yet. The Panama City Beach Commission has yet to vote on this but has been urged by Bay County to follow.
The ONLY thing they got right was an exemption that would allow all active military personel to stick around. After all, it would be pretty messed up to say they can die for our country but not get wings at Hooter's after midnight.
My question to you...how does this HELP us locally? This isn't just during the months of March and April. This will be year round. Also, how does this help control the crazies during Spring Break?
The Commission claims it isn't making knee jerk reactions but they obviously have NO CLUE what to do to fix the problem.
According to a personal trainer, here are five exercises you should stop doing . . . because you'll just end up hurting yourself. Please believe I'll let my trainer know this just incase he missed it lol.
1. Don't use the leg curl machine. It puts too much pressure on your knees, and can also hurt your lower back. You're better off just doing squats.
2. Stop doing box jumps. That's the one where you hop on top of a wooden box, and back down. Most people get hurt jumping OFF the box, because landing puts a lot of stress on your knees, feet, ankles, and lower back.
3. Don't run on a flat treadmill. It's not a great workout, because the momentum pulls your feet forward. But you can also end up running faster than your body's used to, which is hard on your knees. So set the incline at 2% to simulate flat ground.
4. Don’t wear a weightlifting belt. You don't need one unless you're doing major, Olympic-style powerlifting. Plus your back and core don't get as good of a workout. Instead, just flex your abs to activate your core during things like squats and deadlifts.
5. Don't do overhead kettlebell swings. You can still use kettlebells, just don't swing them any higher than chest level, or you can hurt your neck and lower back.
How do I know? Cause she said so lol. She openly admitted to be talking to the group of guys, even taking one of them out on a bowling date, "I've never dated just like a total normie," she admitted.
I admit, I hopped off the Tinder bandwagon a while back...it never really seemed to get me anywhere. That might just be becuase I'm fat and ginger but who knows. A famous Jim Carrey quote comes to mind while reading about the "normie" Duff went out with..."So you're saying theirs a CHANCE!" (Dumb And Dumber)
There's a new website called the "Reincarnation Machine" that helps you figure out who you might've been in a past life. You enter your birthday . . . and it finds a prominent person who died right before you were born.
I did mine and as it turns out I was FAMOUS ya'll......and a man!!! See the Resemblance? LOL
William John Clifton Haley (/ËheÉªliË/; July 6, 1925 – February 9, 1981) — known as Bill Haley — was an American rock and roll musician. He is credited by many with first popularizing this form of music in the early 1950s with his group Bill Haley & His Comets (inspired by Halley's Comet) and million selling hits such as "Rock Around the Clock", "See You Later, Alligator", "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Skinny Minnie", and "Razzle Dazzle". He has sold over 25 million records worldwide.
My whole life has been a lie!!! Well...not really, but I recently found out that something I have been told my whole life is not true. Maybe I'm on my own here, but most everyone I know thinks the same as I do on this myth. Shaving (mainly your face for guys) makes the hair grow back thicker and darker.
Growing up I always wanted to have a super awesome beard, so I was told by people that the more you shave the thicker your beard will grow in and the darker it will get. So, what do you think I did..I kept shaving in hopes to grow a super awesome beard! And it really hasn't worked out all that great and I can go about a week after shaving and still look like I only have a 5 o'clock shadow.
I was talking to a friend recently and they asked why I shaved my beard off (I don't completely shave my face very often, maybe once every few months) so I told them that I shaved because it'll make the beard grow in thicker the more I shave. That was followed by a condescending giggle by said friend, so I asked why that was funny. The response changed my life...she said that I was dumb for thinking that myth was actually true!! So, I did some research and she was right! You can shave every single day and it won't make your beard look any better. I found countless articles (like 3 or 4) that said this, and I know what you're thinking...just because it's on the internet that doesn't mean its true. Trust me, I wanted this to be a lie so I didn't feel so gullible for believing this my whole life!
I found an article that has some other myths that people believe to be true about your health and body. Am I alone here?? I cant be the only person who has been thinking this my whole life..or maybe I am and you can keep laughing at me while you're reading this.
A new survey found the top "first world problems" that stress us out. Once you read this you'll be like YEP.....I did that and that!!!!!! If you have any you'd like to add please do. Lets keep the list going.
Check 'em out . . .
1. Not being able to fall asleep.
2. Misplacing your keys.
3. A traffic jam when you're already late.
4. Losing an important document.
5. Not being able to find a parking spot.
6. The printer not working when you really need to print something.
7. Your phone battery dying while you're out.
8. Discovering you're out of toilet paper while you're sitting on the toilet.
9. Dealing with automated customer service instead of a real person.
10. Trying to pay for something and realizing you forgot your credit card.
I'd like to add getting out of the shower and realizing you don't have a clean towel. You yell for one but there's no answer so you make a mad dash for the towel closet where the beach towels are.....wet and all. Good stuff right there.
I recently underwent complete ACL reconstruction on my left knee, and this was the first major surgery that I've had.
Here are some of the things I learned. (Actually, this is more of a sarcastically toned rant about my how my weekend went.)
*Now also keep in mind that I am 6'4" and 230 lbs so some of these things may be easier for people that are a little smaller than me*
Brushing My Teeth: Me being so tall, I have to bend down a good ways to get my face close to the sink and when you are on pain meds trying to balance while brushing your teeth can be a task in itself. So basically I just made a giant mess in the sink with toothpaste remains all over the place. My roommate is probably not too thrilled about sharing a bathroom after that.
Using The Bathroom (Going Number 1): Not going to go into great detail about this but again, me being pretty tall and only having one leg to stand on and trying to balance while on pain meds and not fall over can lead to some messes while trying to use the lavatory. My roommate is probably hating me at this point.
Shower: This one is the most difficult of all and if I could give you advice it is to just deal with the stink and not shower!! It is not worth the struggle just to smell like Old Spice for a day. When I say that it took me 20 minutes to try and figure out how to fit in the shower that is not a joke. I am too tall to take a bath and stick my leg out of the water, too tall to sit on a 'shower stool' ( my leg would not fit in the tub) so I ended up basically doing some sort of ninja yoga movement to get my body into the tub and stand up on one leg and lean against the wall, exhausted, and let the water hit me for 5 minutes. Here's the kicker! I didn't smell any better after the shower because I started sweating when I put my clothes back on! Which leads me to my next struggle...
Getting Changed: This almost made me become a nudist, after all of that work of taking a shower (and not being able to completely dry off without falling over and taking down every towel rack within arms reach) I now have the struggle of attempting to put on underwear and clothes on while sitting down and keeping one leg straight and not being able to move it. So after roughly 10 attempts of trying to lasso my toes with the leg hole of my underwear, I got it! I acted like I won the lottery, but I realized the battle was not over yet, so I stayed determined. After I secured the undergarment I then did the same with shorts and then stood up and that's when I realized something...I was even sweatier now than I was before I had taken the shower!
Riding In A Vehicle: Again this goes back to me being tall. The only way for me to ride in a vehicle is to sit long ways in the back seat with my leg up on resting on the seats. And it has to be in a large SUV or truck. This also makes it difficult to use a seatbelt and it not choke you. Every little tiny pot hole in the road feels like someone is high-fiving my knee with a metal chair.
So with all of that being said this has been an interesting experience, and I have had to use a lot of patience (which is not an easy thing for me) and learned to rely on others for a lot of help, also not easy. If you have amazing people close to you it makes everything a little easier and I have been fortunate to have that. The road to recovery is going to be a long and painful process but I am ready for the challenge!